Me, my mother, and my father are headed to go see my brother who is in the air force. When we arrive at the military base he shows us the newly installed border wall between China and the United States. My parents and him walk away, but I remain behind. For unknown reasons I am holding an entire head of lettuce, and off of it I peel a single leaf.
The Chinese citizens, seeing this, immediately turn around. I don’t think much of it and catch up with my family. Eventually our trip with my brother is over and we head back home. Well, while there, sirens begin to go off. China, Russia, and the United States have declared nuclear war and thousands of nuclear warheads are currently on their way to nations around the globe.
My family immediately gets into the car, and my parents decide we are going to spend our final moments having a nice family dinner. But it’s too late. As we pull out of the driveway you can see the nuclear warheads, at least 50 of them were visible, falling to the earth. As were making it down the highway were thrown around the road as a shockwave hits our right, then our left, then our left again.
My mother, on her phone while driving, begins talking about a family member that she read about on Facebook who’s skin began to peel off from the radiation. Instinctively, we pinch our skin to make sure it’s not peeling off. As we’re driving away I realize though; why are we driving into more radiation? I yell at my mother, “We need to turn around! We’re driving head-on into more radiation! You’re going to kill us!”
My mother turns around, “Well I’d rather die quickly of radiation poison than slowly in the apocalypse!”
Angered, I yell out, “Well I’d rather die of a gunshot to the head than of radiation poisoni-” My father reaches around in his seat holding a pistol. Everything goes black.
I sit up in bed, grabbing my phone. “Wow, that was a weird dream.” I open discord and text a message explaining the dream. A friend replies, “LOL, that made me laugh, that milk part really got me.” What. That’s not how they would r-