Perry Problems
I, Perry the Platypus, was sneaking through an ancient Mayan temple, perhaps as some form of training. I was equipped with only a cat’s laser toy, and managed to make it through successfully. Major Monogram gave me an award for my courage and quick-thinking.
Them
I was at home when a picture came to life and the monster in it stepped out from the frame, attacking me. My dad watched from the couch, asking why I was pushing them away. I proceeded to point out that it was literally a living picture and that it was attacking me. A random person began lecturing me on nonbinary people.