A local highway was modified into a prize wheel which people could drive on to win prizes. A conquistador decided to lay claim to the road so people could no longer drive on it. So, I became a Spanish conquistador and went to confront him. However, through the process of becoming a conquistador I contracted DID and would randomly swap between my conquistador and regular self.
A great battle unfolded, as my driver rode us around the circular highway while we were chased by the conquistador, sailing his land-boat. My guns proved to be of no use, however, and alas he shot me down.