My family and I had booked an incredibly expensive hotel room for our vacation, and it was beautiful. But when a billionaire breaks in and kidnaps us the universe is at stake! He reveals that he has developed a technology capable of simulating reality, and is planning to turn me into the first uploaded individual. One evil monologue later and I find myself asking him how he plans for this technology to change humanity?
“It won’t! It’s useless!” He exclaims, before knocking me upside the head with a bat! When I wake up I’m back in my hotel bed, picking up my phone to tell everyone online about what just happened, but who’s going to believe me!?