I was arriving to a friend’s house for a party, but they were not home yet, so I welcomed myself into their home and began preparing a meal. When the friend arrived they begged to be let inside, but I refused, saying they had the keys, so why can they not let themself in? We argued until two Viking-esque strangers showed up, and I let both of them into the house, still denying my friend entry.
As one of them entered a sword fell from the ceiling, impaling them through the chest. The other attempted to flee, but a chain reaction caused by the tipping over of a vase led to an arrow flying through his head. I finally let my friend inside so we could clean up the mess.
As the party began an archaeologist, Jack Black, entered the home, asking my friend and I about his pantry, which he had discovered hid a secret compartment containing priceless artifacts. We sat and chatted with the archaeologist for some time.