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I was walking home from school one day when I mistakenly took a wrong turn, stumbling across Claire Dearing from Jurassic World. She was handling a number of dinosaurs and was telling me about the different animal’s DNA which each of them were made from. I discovered that the dinosaurs would participate in long and dangerous fights over their mates, as I watched two adult triceratops battle to the death over a female.
Claire explained more about the dinosaurs to me, describing the use of giraffe DNA in their genetics and how that caused them to be highly aggressive. She would show me a video of a gang of giraffes beating a baby giraffe to death. Simultaneously we watched the same happen with a gang of triceratops.
I decided this was more than enough information to arrest Claire and confiscate all of her belongings, showing her my FBI badge. However, as I attempted to enter the lab to confiscate the DNA material they were working on, security in the lab pulled their guns on me, warning me that everything in the lab is confidential and they would have to kill me if I came any closer. Managing to dodge their bullets I grabbed a DNA canister and escaped.
I would make it to the headquarters later, telling my gang boss that I had failed him. The boss would beat me silly for my mistake, and I would be left working as a ultra-flat flexible TV salesman.