Russia had hacked all devices in the United States and instigated nuclear war while I was visiting my sister’s house. When the nukes fell one destroyed exactly half of my sisters house, giving one of us inside radiation poisoning. We had to break open a first-aid kit and use a stimpac-like needle device to keep them alive.

We attempted to go online and figure out what was happening, but the full-scale internet attack had made it so anything posted online simply praised Russia.