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I was beating up an infant which slowly shapeshifted into a cat with each hit. At one point pulled the Hulk-Loki move of swinging it back and forth into the floor. Once it had fully turned into a cat—and could no longer walk—I called the police, who claimed to be too busy and asked me to call back later.
A gentleman in a modified pedophile-white van was driving through the neighborhood at the time.