Content Warning
This story includes violence.
I decided I wanted candy, so I gathered a group of thugs to go into the woods and beat up the Summerween Trickster from Gravity Falls. As we begin beating them with bats they scream out in pain and agony, “OH GOD, PLEASE. I HAVE A FAMILY. PLEASE.” We do not stop. We continue bashing the monsters body in as they writhe in pain, attempting to claw away from us. Candy begins flying everywhere as their cloth-like skin rips open. Townsfolk begin flooding the forest like pests, grabbing up heaping piles of candy as it continues to spill from the monster’s wounds. Over his cries the townsfolk bicker, “Oh Janet! Have you tried this butterscotch?”