I’m walking across the road when I’m struck by a car and presumably die, waking up in hell. I’m greeted by Satan, who explains that he cannot let me go to heaven because my name is too sinful. In a bout of extreme distress I manage to escape hell and am now back on earth, a walking soul determined to find a new name.
I begin my search by stalking behind a man on the street in the hopes that I can lunge on him and steal his name. However, he catches on to my lurking and confronts me, explaining that he’s weirded out by my behavior. I attempt to fight him, but he whips out his black belt and defeats me easily.
As I begin dying for a second time a woman come running from a local store, grabbing me by the shoulders and dragging me inside. While inside I pull out my phone and contact my sister, who’s extremely rich, to no answer. So, I leave a voicemail explaining my situation and that I have DID.
I thank the woman who saved me and proceed to steal her name as I leave the store. As I exit out the door I see inside of my own head.
It’s a pitch black room with eight chairs arranged a large oval table. One person is seated to each chair, and each of those people is me. They all get up from their chairs and rush to sit down in front of a large movie projector, presumably to watch my life. One of them—a version of me dressed as a magician—trips and falls face-first into the floor. As they stand up a pedestal with a single red button stands in front of them. They press it.
Suddenly my actual self is transported into my head as the magician character takes over my body. I walk out in front of the projector and begin yelling at my selves, explaining that we had agreed to a deal and they were to only have their times with my body at appropriate moments. All of them look at me confused and explain that they’re not aware of who has control of my body at the moment. As they say this I turn around to discover the movie projector was blank.
We all turn to look into the distance at my brain village, only to see that it is being attacked by a strange monster transforming between a gas and liquid state. I activate my scarlet witch powers and fly over to the brain city to fight the monster, but as I arrive the powers give out and I collapse to the ground.
As the monster drew closer I whispered an incantation under my breath, sending out a pulse of energy which sent the beast flying into space. As it disappears into the sky a giant flaming orb replaces its position, growing rapidly as it approaches me. The monster had hit the ISS inside of my brain.
The ISS came crashing down in a blazing glory and amidst the wreckage I discovered the corpse of the monster. I took the corpse to a citizen of the brain village who examined it and discovered a strange core inside of its body.